Margaret, my sister's partner, asked Gary what she would have to do to get a foot massage. Gary, a self-proclaimed foot lover, quickly complied... and tracked down some lotion to begin.
Margaret was first. It was pretty amazing how quickly shoes were being cast aside and toes flickering in anticipation of receiving a massage.
So then it was Little Miss Autrey's turn.
Slowly Audrey began to relax and her pupils became dilated. She looked stoned. Gary told her how soft her feet were and she just nodded, a little smile on her face.
And then Audrey asked him after he said he just love to massage feet, "Do you like to sniff them too?"
We all cracked up. Gary was speechless... and the look on Audrey's face... priceless.